What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
