dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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