You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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