I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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