don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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