there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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