I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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