so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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