Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm gonna fight the coyote
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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