: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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