Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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