She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
