I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
If I die, sorry about rent.
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