So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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