Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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