it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
BRING THE BAGELS
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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