You're so nebulous sometimes
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
