I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
