On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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