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Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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