Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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