There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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