Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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