Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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