can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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