i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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