Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And the cops told us we were all naked.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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