R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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