So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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