ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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