She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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