i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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