I must be too annoying 4 u.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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