that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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