what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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