this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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