I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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