Someone shit on the floor
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I love you.
Bad choice
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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