dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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