real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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