Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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