My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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