Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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