If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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