there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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