i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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