I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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