What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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