Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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