Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Is Oprah even human
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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